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I am a married mother of a 1 year old looking to make friends with someone who wants to be friends. Seems easy enough right? You should have a sense of humor and be fun. Please don't expect me to be able to hang out daily, stay out late during the week, or leave my husband for you. Those things won't happen. I am old and tired. I just want a friend that will laugh at my jokes, enjoy hanging out at home, cooking out, and the like.
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